You misspelled Fleshlight. 

Good point, they might have to mine the classics. Killer Klowns From Outer Space is having a moment right now, maybe Killer Klowns From Outer Space In Space? 

The Conjuring series isn’t one-and-done, but going to space wouldn’t fit the setting.

I really like how Pearl’s husband is afraid that sex will kill him (which is an actual fear among older men with heart conditions), but dragging not-quite-dead bodies around is what actually does the trick.

Is there a horror franchise in the last couple decades with enough sequels to justify the “in space” entry.

Could use a spaceship, too, now that I’m thinking about it.

It’s physically possible, but violates multiple legal statutes.

the rules to surviving a slasher movie, outlined in Wes Craven’s Scream (1996), speak to thinly veiled racist and misogynistic values of Reagan-era politics and Satanic Panic fear-mongering ginned up by parents’ groups

My admiration for Robbie continues to grow thanks to her correct usage of the word “mortified.” I don’t know what it is about this word, but I feel like I’m surrounded by friends and family who think it means something like “irritated” or “angered”.

I loved X. For me, it totally nailed the 1970s porn vibe and the 1970s/1980s slasher vibe. It was decently acted, the main characters (victims) were fleshed out enough, so you weren’t thinking now it’s the floozy’s time to die.

I liked X a lot more than I thought I would - then again, I don’t really like slashers much, so take that for what it’s worth. It was fun, stylish, and creepy, and there was clearly a lot of thought and care put into it.

I scream inside my heart whenever I look in the mirror

It’s the fact that he included Wuhan as point of origin that’s rising it to the level of notable coincidence, though of course nothing more.

Only Harry is going to Sandringham, Meghan is back in Vancouver with the baby. She’s skyping in. So expect 15 minutes of awkward “can you hear me?” “Is Meghan on?” small talk before meeting begins. 

This show with this cast and these writers was two (short) seasons old. Stop being a disingenuous prick.

Cool. Netflix is REALLY hitting homeruns, lately. Also, please raise my subscription rate, again, for WHY???

Here’s what Joel had to say in the e-mail to Kickstarter backers;

Same here. Season 2 was a definite improvement over Season 1 (Jonah seasons) but season 1 had some great moments as well. 

This is a big bummer. I really enjoyed the Killer Fish episode. 

my world just gets darker & darker.