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2/21/19
12:17 PM
152

In Eminem’s origin story he’s bit by a radioactive Summer’s Eve.

10/26/18
1:54 PM
116

“...It has been a very disruptive thing in my life.”

9/10/18
5:12 PM
283

Amber Guyger told authorities that she issued verbal commands that Botham Jean “ignored” just prior to her shooting him to death in his own apartment.

9/4/18
9:34 AM
163

“Usually, I run around threatening and screaming at everyone, because I have a gun in my pocket and it gives me the courage I don’t naturally possess. But this day, this man stood up to me. Well, that really scared me, so instead of backing away from his family that I was just threatening, I whipped out my courage and

8/21/18
1:08 PM
24

And don’t forget that all sides like to throw salt on Rahm’s ass, too. I’m not going to say he doesn’t deserve some of that ish but scores of folks are hoping he fails ‘biggly.’

8/21/18
12:44 PM
101

Another loosely related reason for the racist whataboutists throwing around that fake talking point is because they liked to tie it back to Obama. The Chicago rhetoric went wide-spread back when we still had an educated, responsible president. The implication was that Obama was weak on crime since this went on under

7/25/18
8:37 AM
113

If voters say “socialist” three times quickly in the bathroom, Lenin and Stalin appear and privatize the fire station.

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4/3/18
6:06 PM
53

I’d love to see a follow up of every single car from that show.

12/13/17
6:02 AM
1

82 Cutlass supreme here when I was a teenager and I live in the south. Unless it was raining my t-tops were generally bin the trunk.

11/17/17
8:15 PM
1

I have a little car and just look at the crowded lot for a place where an SUV should be and isn’t. For a while it was sporting a Jack-in-the-Box restaurant antenna ball, which made a slight difference.

11/17/17
1:28 PM
14

Brother-in-law lived in an apartment in Baltimore above a bail bonds place and just off the corner from a liquor store that had EVERYTHING behind he counter and bulletproof glass in front of the cashier, so obviously a nice place. As a student at Johns Hopkins he didn’t drive much, so one day he went to go find his

10/30/17
12:03 PM
3

My two favorites on the bus theme are:
1. People who stop as soon as they see the flashing lights come on, no matter how close you are to the bus. I was stuck behind someone who stopped a good 100 yards in front of a bus that had stopped as was dropping off riders. Another 50 yards or so and I could have turned into my

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4/22/14
11:55 AM
246

"Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1."