Screeching tires on dirt or gravel always makes me insane.

Dames Bond.

I was gonna say that taking the bus also ought to be an option for her to consider, but...

No words... should have sent a poet.

Also, commercial small electric pickup options. As a man who frequently loads and unloads equipment, materials and supplies from a 13 f-series pickup, I would delight in knowing I have an option for an electric truck that has a loading height near my thighs as opposed to my nipples.

I have no sympathy for people who still don’t wear seat belts. It makes absolutely no sense to me.

“Go away! Baitin’!”

Unpopular opinion time; I think that’s rad. I love having a loud exhaust... sometimes. Other times I’m driving an hour+ on the freeway and just don’t want to hear it. Or I have a headache. Or I’m driving past the NIMBYs who live near the autocross course. And being able to set times the car automatically starts…

Driver’s seat?

Have you driven in the rain in southern California? The road practically turns to ice...

You think Northern California is bad? They are downright professional  compared to the southerners when it rains.

Spoiler alert:
He’s now Jennifer

And the icing on the cake is you made a Jalopnik article without the article being about some catastrophic or embarrassing fuck-up.

You know, like driving a Mustang out of a C&C event.

You’ve beaten the odds!

Holy crap, I made a Jalopnik article! My life is complete.