oatmealcookiemonster
Oatmeal Cookie Monster
oatmealcookiemonster

I agree with the first two, but I think Sam’ll find the complete Harry Potter series and just become useless until he finishes it and for a week after as he wanders around, “Why? Why Fred?”

Sarah Palin want to leave the UN? Does she realize how much of an advantage the US gets from its de facto leadership? HAS SHE EVER PLAYED CIVILIZATION?

It’s the fact that everything in her life seems to be perfectly manufactured and she always seems to place herself as the victim, that’s what bothers me.

Under educated democracy is the worst. You can't make it a privilege or the mob will eventually come for you.

Hopefully the Northern Irish and the Scotts will secede and join the EU. The rest of England and especially those racist idiots will look like damn fools.

Were California a country, we would have the sixth largest economy — surpassing that even of France. And yet we somehow manage to happily remain a part of the United States. Crazy, huh?

I get that what she did was upsetting and that you feel she deserves more punishment, but can I say I dislike this knee jerk thinking? Automatically thinking everything deserves time in prison, and the tough on crime mentality is how we ended up being the country with the highest per capita prison population in the

Tee hee, I’m a hard core Christian and think that pic is hilarious! Andplusalso I don’t give a rat’s ass about the religion of the POTUS - it’s none of my concern, as mine is none of theirs. That being said, I can’t believe that Trump thinks that he can fool Christians... the man has broken every commandment in the

Hillary Clinton was born in Nairobi. You heard it here, first.

Ive heard she has a cat named Kitty Purry. Which, if its true, is hands down the best thing she has ever done IMO.

I’m not sure that’s a diss. If we’re gonna go mean girls, wouldn’t like ... Virginity by John Mayer be a bigger payoff?

100% would wear every one of those suits.

Plus Jo-Ann Fabric doesn’t actively hate women’s reproductive rights! (Fuck you, Hobby Lobby.)

If you are a crafty person, Jo-Ann Fabric has the best fucking coupons because they let you combine them. They have an app you can download that is basically all coupons and you can take the 40% off one item coupon that they mail you, and combine it with the app coupon for 20% off your order and walk out with $100

I’m seeing some snark on the early comments here but I tell you what: I’d watch the fuck out of this. For one thing, I have a man crush on Bradly Cooper, for another thing, Lady Gaga is the ONLY dance/pop/whatever-she-is kind of music that is not classic rock or metal that I will actually listen to. I watched her HBO

I love everything about this. EVERYTHING. The Judy version is a cherished classic I watch at least once a year. The Barbra version has some amazing music that I listen to regularly. There is no one more fit to continue the legacy than Gaga.

Some people can’t afford to see a live adaptation in New York or LA, so this is an affordable option. The last time I saw Wicked in LA, tickets were still going for $500 off ebay. Lucky for me, I ordered my tickets way in advance and scored a pretty sweet deal of $95.

I’m currently listening to “She Used to Be Mine” from Waitress on repeat. And crying every time.

This girl is going to see Hamilton on July 16th. A wonderful customer I have worked with for many years is flying into NYC and got us tickets as a thank you and to celebrate that we have talked every day for 20 years and will finally meet face to face. It's nice to be reminded that people can still be thoughtful in

I think I am the only person in America who doesn’t want Hamilton tickets.