She puts her hiring processes where her mouth is. Lean In is great but it only works if you are at the top and only want to help yourself.

Anyone of any gender who demands that you either get hitched or break up is not someone you want to marry, ever. Sorry, Ann.

They’re taking their cues from Rio’s approach to the Olympics.

THAT’S HER?????

Not going to lie, the relative failure of the Daily Show under Trevor Noah also brings me glee. Samantha Bee is pulling in double what he is, and I love it.

Why does everyone think Hillary Clinton runs her own IT? I’d seriously like to know. Does she not have enough work to do so she sets up servers on the side? Is it a relaxing hobby? Or maybe she just signs off on shit her IT people suggest like most people in her position would do.

“You were completely reckless with sensitive government information in flagrant violation of the rules. But that took courage, for some reason. Therefore, FIFTY POINTS TO GRIFFINDOR!!!”

Judge Manuel Mendez ordered Macy’s to cut it out, saying the law only allows customers to be detained while an investigation is taking place.

Banging Nick Offerman:

Speak for yourself, Clover Hope. Cranston won my heart as a weird, beleaguered dad in Malcom in the Middle long before he got serious and started dealing meth for Emmys.

I don't pay attention much, but where the hell has Megan Mullaly been? I miss her.

I'm not sure why the trailer is cut this way but from what i understand from a friend who worked on this the whole thing is a satire on the whole meet the parents type trope

I was ready to disagree with this, but then I did look it up, and I’ll be damned, it’s all true!

Steak, darling! Oh you had that for lunch? Well um no worries. I could run to the store and maybe get the fixins for lasagna? No you’re right. That does sound too heavy for this heat. I don’t know what I was thinking! I’m so sorry. Well I know you’re hungry. Why don’t I whip you up a sandwich and you and the kids can…

For what? This is how women are happiest! Don’t I look happy? I’m smiling BECAUSE IM HAPPY

I have a visceral reaction to Eat, Pray, Love. I watched it the first weekend I was home with my boy Levy. I was trying (unsuccessfully) to nurse him and he screamed on and off during the movie and I cried. Mr. Levy and I were so tired and it definitely devolved into sniping.

You can’t tell me adding “revenge” as a forth section after “eat, pray, love” wouldn't be compelling.

As much I hate to admit it. She has some points. Feminism has caused women to be unhappy because we’re actively ignoring some of the fundamental differences between men and women. Now before you beer guzzling, gas pumping, plant eating lesbians jump down my throat-hear me out!

Hahaha totally my first thought too. Or unapologetic grandpa holding forth at the barber shop.

I’m going to miss crazy Uncle Joe.