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Followed by a hearty dose of “I would never let my husband hit me....”

If you are being abused you can call 1-800-799-SAFE (7233), TDD 1-800-787-3224, for help in coming up with a safe plan and general support. Leaving is difficult, but you don’t have to do it alone.

As a Canadian, I will never understand the American hard-on for handguns. The very idea of them makes me nervous. Why do you want these terrible things? Is there a benefit besides the comfort of theoretically having more guns than a hypothetical bad guy? Because there aren’t too many news stories that are like “good

‘“It’s really hard to understand how this could happen, how somebody could do that to children,” local police lieutenant Dan McGrath told the press.’

Yup! At the receiving line after my wedding, all my cousins wanted to know if we were coming to the annual big family gathering that was happening in a couple weeks’ time. My husband thought it was strange everyone wanted to see us again so soon. The explanation that they just wanted to run around our cabin in the

I REALLY WANT THAT BALL.

I fucking hate this shit. We all know from the media she’s lived pretty hard and while that can alter skin, teeth, wrinkles, etc, like I hate the “She looks older than (age)“ comments because like, “HOW OLD IS THIRTY SUPPOSED TO LOOK?” If you lined up me and five of my girlfriends, all of who are 30 years old, we all

What an utter load of garbage. If I, as a home sewer/seamstress, can make a one off dress to fit me (I am a not petite, not thin 5'9") in an afternoon for less than a hundred bucks (far, far less usually) then I can’t see why making a dress for this gorgeous lady would take months upon months and 5 to 10 thousand

This excuse is ridiculous to anyone who knows how to sew. Other actresses may be the sample size on paper but I guarantee their size 4 is petite since they’re usually 5'4" whereas the sample is made to fit a size 4 but 5'10-6' tall model.

Everyone else is getting their dresses for free, because of the exposure they give to the brand. Once someone has deemed that you’re not worthy of the same treatment that everyone else gets, are you going to turn around and give them $5,000+ and the exposure? Maybe if you were chicken shit you’d be that weak. Leslie

He’s not even a BIG big designer, like a Dior or a Givenchy. He’s an upstart from a reality TV show who’s managed to spin that into real success. And you know how he’s done it? Every fucking line of his, from his Payless shoes to his Puma collection to his Lane Bryant collection, has paid attention to being accessible

That’s only because your daughter is too young to know that by loving Ghostbusters with girls, she is ruining some nerd’s childhood.

All of the bullshit racism aside, as I am confident most everyone else will cover that.

Ok, we’ve all seen Project Runway. These assholes cannot come close to convincing me it costs thousands of dollars to make most dresses. Maybe with labor hours on a fully beaded, fully hand-sewn dress. MAYBE. They might sell it for $10,000 because they can, but even for this “thoughtless giant” the amount of materials

but rather a size 8 or 10,

Don’t let Bjork and Lady Gaga hear you.

bless christian siriano. he seems to always be there for the celebrities who get fucked off by the fashion industry.

My humble suggestion is that celebrities should wear fashion designers on the Red Carpet.

Same. And at the Winter Olympics I’m only interested in ice skating. I should probably try to broaden my horizons a bit.

Gymnastics is the only Summer Olympic sport I care about enough to devote time to watching it. Glad to hear there are options for coverage out there other than NBC.