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He’s like the grandpa that keeps letting all the family secrets slip at Thanksgiving dinner.

Personally, I would only want a gun in my house if I lived in the country, where bears or wolves were an actual threat. My dad, however, needs guns in the house because what if someone breaks in and he has to shoot them? That scenario has never happened in his 67 years... and he’s too shaky and unstable to shoot a gun

Um, this. Even if I charged $100/hour, it wouldn’t take me more than 10 hours to make an evening gown. Most designers use poly for fabric (fabric does NOT cost $400/yard — where are we getting fabric from, blind nuns spinning silk in the mountains of India??), and you could probably get all the fabric for a

Sounds like it served her right, not getting in!

Right?? Statistically, she was a below average student in the applicant pool. How could she have expected to get into a top university in Texas?

That would be because mostly black and Latino people live in the area that train services.

About half the people I worked with use Metro, and so did I when I lived in LA. I think it’s like $90 for a 3 month pass for UCLA staff, vs $75 a month for parking. So yeah! Lots of people use it!

If you register for coupons at multiple email addresses, you can get, like a million 40/50% off coupons and use them ALL.

Yep! Gaga has such a great voice, and I LOVE Cheek to Cheek so much. I would totally watch.

I love the song “When He Sees Me.” The whole album is just fantastic.

That’s awesome! Although to be honest, I was hoping Waitress would pick up a Tony or two, but I expected Hamilton to sweep. Oh well.

OMG YES.

I love this comment so much.

I had no idea she had to wear a bulletproof vest. That’s so incredibly sad, but I shouldn’t be as surprised as I am.

It’s coming to Los Angeles for 5 months in 2017.

7. Watch Avenue Q 18 times.

I black out occasionally when I drink too much, too fast. One thing that really helps control that is just sticking to wine. You know how much alcohol is in wine, but you might not know what exactly is in the party punch. If you blackout on accident, rather than trying to drink all the alcohol you can, I don’t think

I work at UCLA. There are no metal detectors and no security in these buildings. Offices/labs with research or private information are behind omni-lock doors, so you need a code to get in. All lecture halls that hold more than 50 people are unlocked all the time, due to fire codes. It is VERY easy to bring a gun to

Good point.

Yeah, it sounds like whatever triggered this guy was a very recent event.