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I contend, as a Bernie primary voter myself, that anyone who “refuses” to vote for Hillary in the general probably wouldn’t have even motivated themselves to vote if Bernie won the nom, anyways.

This is why Bernie is still in the race, and I’m glad that he is. His message matters to a lot of people and it’s good to keep them engaged in this cycle.

....students are upset that one of those names is Benjamin Franklin.

Actually Rachel Ray posted a recipe for Lemonade today

Ok, I admit it: I, internet poster Murry Chang, am Becky With the Good Hair(supposed to have caps, it’s a proper title).

Yea except he didn’t say that actors and actresses are replaceable. Only that girls, specifically are replaceable. Next time, read.

I wasn’t digging it until this part at the end.

Yeah, it’s been trending purpler than people outside the state realize for the last decade. But the gerrymandering there is so insane that it’s hard for Democrats to make headway. #remembertheTexasEleven

I still prefer him for president over Clinton, but I can’t see her picking him as her running mate. Making him secretary of labor, on the other hand ...

Stop trying to get EW to leave the senate, guys! She’s where she wants to be, and what’s more, we NEED her there. We WANT her there. We want her to be there for years and years, to have important positions on powerful committees, to build long-term relationships and the influence that comes with them, and to have the

Is this really a good idea, though? I mean, a woman POTUS and VP? Won’t their cycles sync up and wreak havoc on the White House plumbing?

To be honest I don’t know if Warren would accept the nomination if she was asked, I think when she eventually runs with the intent of being in the White House she will go straight for (and win) the Presidency. That being said, I would love to see them on a ticket together.

i like this dress but like, not for a wedding.

For fuck’s sake, not every goddam thing that is not universally available is the result of privilege. Luck is not a privilege. Belonging to a religion that keeps meticulous records is not a privilege. Your nonsense above seems to say that almost every goddam birth, marriage, and death that wasn’t recorded was a tragic

You’d be amazed at how good the baptismal and marriage records kept by the village priests can be even in the saddest little Mexican or Guatemalan towns. I’ve seen them going back into the 16th century. Obviously anything pre-Conquest is out. I don’t think being able to trace genealogy is a privilege; I think it’s a

Though it sounds like a trite catchphrase, it is absolutely true: when women do better, we all do better.

That’s not Cyndi Lauper. Get the fuck out of here, Zedd.

I was hoping it would be Cyndi Lauper’s True Colors :(

Just wow. It makes no sense on any conceivable level. Surely people are aware that Arabic is just a language spoken by millions of people - and surely once they didn't find anything suspicious on this man or his luggage they should have just upgraded him to business with a profound apology?! But FBI?!?! No opportunity