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And FWIW, there’s been plenty of teaching bros that what they’re doing is wrong. A certain percentage of them—the ones who, BTW, commit the majority of sexual assaults—do not care. Since we don’t and won’t have precogs who can identify these predators and either provide them with intense psychological treatment or

An 11 year old girl was recently raped here in Tennessee by four classmates, ages 11 and 12. I don’t think she was at a party where everyone was drinking.

you’re shocked, I know

lol what?

That gif for some inexplicable reason splices the tail end of that scene to the beginning of that scene—she switches mopeds after the first fail. ALSO, that movie is goddamn amazing.

Holy continuity error. Where does the roof of that scooter come in?

Hell I loved Tammy. I didn’t even see it in theaters, but I rented it at home with my sister and we were dying. I wasn’t expecting much due to the bad reviews, but I think it's great

Out of all the movies she stars in...Spy is the one they won’t see!? She actually is very versatile in Spy. Yes she does the aggressive and loud style of comedy, but she also is just as funny when she plays it meek and longing for Jude Law.

I have so many friends who refuse to see spy (this movie specifically. They want to see The Boss and Ghost Busters.) for this reason. They think she’s playing the same character and they won’t listen to me when I say that Spy is ah-may-zing. Amazing. I will admit that it is similar (also I don’t care because it’s

Exactly, its always funny how people expect their friends and family to come to their weddings and have fun, yet when it comes to their friends weddings, it’s a “chore”.

Getting to payback from their comment is a huge stretch.

But you know what comes after funerals? Gay funerals.

Oh God, I’m in funeral season now (only 2 in 2015! woo!) and I’d trade it for weddings in a heartbeat.

Yep, we have moved around a lot, the weddings are NEVER where we live now. I’ve started just saying no. No to second weddings, no to weddings we’re invited to with three months or less advance notice. I didn’t even go to a cousin’s wedding cause we’re not close enough for me to fly to Georgia to attend a dry, Baptist

Yeah, you’re 33 now, we get it.

Should someone take a look at his trips while in office? Perhaps Thailand? The Dominican Republic? There are more victims. He didn’t simply do this in Yorkville.

I mean... I would say that when you start paying hush money you lose the ability to claim that you thought the act was innocent.

It seems that he is not enforcing his anti-discrimination law on churches and religion, which seems okay to me unless a lot of government services are done through the church.

I would think that performing/touring would be ideal for Kesha until her legal situation gets sorted out. She can do it without a producer and stay connected with her fans (and stay relevant) until she’s able to record a new album. Oh, and make some money. Seems like a win-win to me.

I have always have this same dilemma whenever I go to Cochella and then security tosses me offstage.