“Aborted Spanking” is my new band name.

At a school where I worked we had a large 12-year old kid who had a history of violent rages, and in one of them he beat up the principal. So next time he went off, she called the cops. Four of them arrived, gently picked the kid up, carried him off to the office and quietly kept him in an (empty) room until his…

“my children never had this problem because I raised them right they’re white.”

There is definite truth in that “I’ll never do it if I don’t do it now!!!!!” feeling. I have it every few years. I’m turning 40 this year. :)

I will never be able to think of Sweeny Todd without thinking of the Office.

they’re just method acting

This is nothing, during that school’s production of Les Mis Jean Valjean ended up accidentally toiling in a prop chain gang for years. Don’t even get me started on what happened to the Fiddler on the Roof.

As long as everyone is okay, do I get to enjoy that this happened and commend their commitment to the material?

Surprise crossover! It’s going to be called Fast and Fury(Road 2) 8

It’s ridiculous! I put on a pair of 14W once and was all “the fuck? Do I have a tapeworm? Did I misplace 20 pounds or something?” Alas, no.

You know what’s even MORE fun? Some brands have, for example, a size 14 and a size 14W. THEY ARE NOT EVEN CLOSE to being the same size. It’s the stupidest goddamn thing in the world and it’s why half of my jeans fit me and the other half are like hobo pants because I can’t remember sometimes if I get the W size or not…

I’m rooting for Loki this time.

Ugh, I read it, because I hate myself. He knows that there are trans men in the world, right? That it’s not just “mentally ill men” in women’s restrooms...

As someone who wears plus sized clothes, I completely agree with her being annoyed. Plus size is a NUMBER, a size of clothing you wear and for Amy it’s just not factual. I resent that it’s become a catch all label that means “chubbier than the media standard” which seems to be how Glamour is using it.

New bumper sticker for all the southern legislatures:
WE DON’T NEGOTIATE WITH THEOCRATS

Just like half a century ago, we will drag these people into progress kicking and screaming if we have to. We don’t negotiate with terrorists or temper tantrums.

Exactly. This FUCKING place. Only pressure this state would respond to would be the NCAA cancelling college football games in MS.

A rare showing of what “corporate responsibility” really means. Good on PayPal.

“What happened to tea parties?”

“they were reporting the wrong news...OR NO NEWS AT ALL”