You forgot the best part though! Tara Lipinsky and Johnny Weir united again, despite still inexplicably not having a daytime talkshow yet!

That hat completes him.

“Do not disparage the participant, disparage the competition as a whole.”

I didn’t understand this scandal until now. it all makes sense

Bury My Tatts At Wounded Knee

This is all that matters.

BUT WILL JOHNNY AND TARA BE THERE!?

why yes we do

I am very slowly backing away from you...

*hug*

“I’ve joked before that children are like sociopaths until you teach them not to be”

I’ve joked before that children are like sociopaths until you teach them not to be and obviously that’s not true but it is true that empathy, compassion, boundaries, and stuff like “right” versus “wrong” are all things that kids learn in time. The girls in this story will hopefully have the guidance they need to…

Damn, I didn’t want to kill any of my classmates until the 9th grade.

FUCK YEAH U.S. LADIES!

its funny because they literally get fined if they remove their jerseys on the field because breasts

“In America you can’t even talk about whiteness,” said Drew Domalick, who lives in Green Bay, Wisconsin. “If you try to embrace being white, you are portrayed as being a racist”

“In America you can’t even talk about whiteness,” said Drew Domalick, who lives in Green Bay, Wisconsin. “If you try to embrace being white, you are portrayed as being a racist. If we had a White History Month, that would be viewed as a racist holiday.”

This is making me very uncomfortable, partially because this sounds like a deadly boring book, but mostly because I wore a white dress....and white elbow length gloves to my prom. Earnestly. In 1998.

ilu for this. Also, he is not really LIVING in the box. He sleeps in it as he has full access to all the amenities of the house. So....