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Oh god. My mom sews. I grew up in the 1980s. You don’t want to know how many of these sofa-fabric vests she made me. I had one with teddy bears kinda like this:

To be fair this does make a strong case for free college

OMFG JUST CUT HEEEERRRRR. This is ridiculous. Is Dr. Luke threatening to leave if they cut Kesha because it’ll make him look guilty? My fucking God, look at Chris Brown’s success after beating Riri, and Dr. Luke is white. (Eta, I’m not saying that I support it, it’s just clearly the reality women face in music or

All the times we made fun of Kesha, she was living this life. I really really hope everyone continues to support her and she comes through it and thrives. She is fucking brave. This is the saddest and cruelest story of showbiz abuse I have heard about in a long time. And she is probably no way alone in the music biz.

This this this. Posted about this in the comments of another article. There is been no trial, there has been no verdict. People need to stop using those words.

The Court is NOT on Dr. Luke’s “side.” The Judge merely applied the law to the facts. As an attorney one of the hardest things to deal with are bad facts. They are what they are and we do our best to construe them most favorably to our clients but ultimately Judges have no discretion to choose a “side” they like. It’s

“After a judge ruled on Friday that Kesha is contractually bound to producer Dr. Luke”

So wonderful. Damn I’m going to miss them in the White House.

Speaking of Charlotte, there’s this one scene that really sums up how awful this show was... Remember when Carrie broke up with Aiden, and he told her to either buy her apartment from him or move? And she wonders why she doesn’t have a downpayment, and then looks at her closet full of $400 Manolo Blahnik heels? And

I worked for weeks with friend and talented illustrator @mase_man to create the perfect font

I just want to commend you for your commitment to journalism before I read this.

Another reason to dump him would be a belief that a cream can increase the size of a body part.

It’s like how my dad used to give me diet tips. I was 16/17 and constantly complaining about being fat etc (because I was an insecure teenage girl) and so he thought he was being helpful by constantly suggesting I not eat whatever I was eating. In his mind, he was listening to my concerns and helping. So my question

So Kristen Stewart is....Taken?

If my (nonexistent) boyfriend got me a cream to make my ass and my boobs bigger for Valentines Day, I would seriously reconsider the relationship. Nothing says romance like, “Your ass and tits could use a little work, babe.” Is this why I’m single? If so, I’ll keep it that way.

You know what kind of facial and massage her *friend* is giving her husband in the tub.

hahaha it took not two replies before the LA traffic talk comes out...

Shonda Rhimes just found her next tv series idea. Changes include heroine having a passionate affair with the kidnapper who’s the jerk with a heart of gold.

Yeah or like a joke or riddle. Something to make us laugh as we’re wondering how at 32, we could let another pair of underwear and jeans get stained.

That the trial was shoddy matters the most. Sorry to sound cliché but when it comes to the law, we cannot allow the ends to justify the means. I am also sorry for Hae’s family but even if Adnan is guilty, he deserves a trial fairer than the one he got, especially since our understanding of technology has changed in