Margaret Atwood was on point when she said,

One aspect of this that really pisses me off (bros being irrationally pissed off that girls don’t want to date them, that is) is that they completely fail to acknowledge that girls and women experience THAT SAME EXACT SHIT. I mean I guess to them, we aren’t fully human, so maybe that explains it.

You might try TJ Maxx and Marshalls. They carry the fleece tights in the Fall!

You might try TJ Maxx and Marshalls. They carry the fleece tights in the Fall!

Hey, from a Twin Cities resident, you might not actually need them :-) Almost every place here has underground parking and tunnels/skyways to connect the buildings, including the colleges. Your time outside will probably be minimal. Keep hope alive in case you don’t find any!

Hey, from a Twin Cities resident, you might not actually need them :-) Almost every place here has underground…

Definitely We Love Colors regular and plus tights. They come in over fifty colors, are super vibrant, and have a huge sizing range, with sizes able to fit people from 90 - 375 lbs.

Definitely We Love Colors regular and plus tights. They come in over fifty colors, are super vibrant, and have a…

I just assumed that Peeple was viral marketing for season 3 of Silicon Valley.

I’m not sure I’d concur that there was “no excuse” for killing a baby in 1787. While foundling hospitals existed, they were hotbeds of abuse and disease. If your child survived childhood disease and a near starvation diet, s/he would be condemned to a life of poverty with no family support network. The very best…

I don’t really find this story outrageous. Kudos for caring enough to search through dozens of bags of trash. It’s actually a pretty successful track-something-down story.

You sound fancy, and I like it.

You could also just ask them to pay for one or two items on your list of Things! Like, The Bar or The Bar and The Music. Then it’s a fixed number and it ends once the contract is signed, and if you pick these vendors but have them deal with the contracts etc, you don’t even have to know what they spent. Just an idea!…

Yesterday’s tragedy was in my hometown. Suffice it to say that my level of rage that gun violence occurs so frequently, and is so seemingly acceptable to a large proportion of the U.S. population, is palpable today.

“Michelle and Ryan’s nups, which took place on a remote island in Thailand that could only be accessed by “traditional wooden long-tail boats,” had everything: escort cards calligraphed atop “foraged river rocks,” hand-dyed silk flags for no reason, food poisoning, bridesmaids that knew how to sing, and macaque…

This is how I know you don’t “choose” sexuality: if I could’ve chosen, I would’ve chosen lesbianism and laughed for the rest of my life about it. What woman in her right mind would choose men? You’d have to be insane. I’m not afraid of women. I have a fighting chance against a woman. I’ve never had a woman sexually…

Listen, ladies, if I could choose to be a lesbian, I’d choose for Angelina to be my wife and we’d live on our own island and raise all the babies together, as far away from the shitstorm known as America.

Meanwhile all of us women are off fucking normal men who don’t identify themselves by weird wolf terms like “alpha” and “beta.” Who would have thought?

Both these groups are the reason women in the '70s said we should just all choose to be lesbians to opt out of the whole patriarchy. I'm married to a great man who doesn't fit either profile (uh obviously or I wouldn't have married him) but I'm really starting to get their argument.

I would like to broadcast this to all those dumbasses smiling while holding those “I don’t need feminism” signs. Fuck, man.

As a man, if you refer to yourself as a “beta male” then I’m confident that YOU are the reason you don’t let laid. Wow....

I grew up there. I sang choir on that campus. I’m so fucking sad and angry. People are already arguing that this is what you get on a gun free campus. I hate this fucking country.

Of course he used 4chan. Of course.