lol. I love this story but I do not believe it happened. I do however hope you are a screen writer and sell this movie soon!

Stop the ceremony to plant a tree??! Now I know what I’m doing at the next wedding I’m invited to. Cry and have everyone watch me plant a tree in memory of my late cat, Fred.

My wedding had exactly one problem: it was colder than anticipated, so we had to cut the outdoor cocktail hour short and move it into the dinner tent. Which was heated. Also, warmed beverages were served.

Was there food, that you could eat? Good wedding.

I have the fleece-lined kind. They are legit. Plus they still look cute as hell with skinny pants. Worth every damn penny.

#istandwithronald

And think of england

I’ve tried a few brands and they are awful, first ingredient in both was purified water. I felt like an idiot when I realized I paid $7.00 for a pint of ice.

“but kids need to learn about the disappointment of actually eating healthy early in life.”

This is why you should eat actual raw fruit. Even dried fruit like raisins is mostly sugar with a negligible amount of nutrients.

Is there anyone who is actually surprised by this? I mean, seriously.

Wow, this question is fucking ludicrous. I’ve been to law school and practiced for several years and I know for a fact no lawyer would bother saving anyone else in a fire. Might as well be testing on legal customs of middle earth.

Those articles pay for these. I actually see it as being a rather ingenious way to pay for investigative reporting in this day-and-age.

In 2011 and 2012, I emailed Jessica Coen, Dodai, and in desperation the general tips line, begging Jezebel to write about this case and Hera McLeod. I was trying any media outlet that we thought might help. Jezebel couldn’t have given a rat’s ass. I actually got a response from People Magazine and not Jezebel. The…

I picked Chris Christie, because, I don’t know, he’s the angry fat kid who got picked on? Just couldn’t relate to any of the others.

oh my god me too, that was so offensive.

That looks like something a kindergarten teacher would pick up at Dress Barn.

I’m going to quote Ali Wentworth here (because I read her book for some reason) And honestly this should be true for both women and men.

Guys, I’m like, so broken up that I won’t be able to marry an angry misogynist.

I live in Minneapolis and I have friends who did grad school here. If you ever have any questions, you can find me over at Groupthink. There are a bunch of Minneapolis people in Groupthink. :)