I have a female PCP, but my female OBGYN retired, so I have a male OBGYN now. Kaiser asked me at least six times, “You know it’s a man, right? Are you ok with that?” Which is great, I appreciate the concern, but I’m pretty sure if I wasn’t ok with a male doctor, I would not have picked one name Daniel...

I know, right?? The implant is the best thing ever. I’ve had an IUD, and I would never switch back.

I have Kaiser too, and I went in to the OBGYN to get birth control, and they inserted my Nexplanon that very day after taking a pregnancy test. When I went to Planned Parenthood for an IUD a long time ago, it was inserted same day, too. It’s not that difficult to provide birth control!

I’m hopeful Los Angeles will get it in, oh, 2019. It takes about 3-4 years to get a tour here. Although we are getting If/Then in January, I believe, but that might be because it just closed on Broadway? I don’t think we would have gotten it that quickly if it was still playing.

My uncle/aunt are heavily into ATI, and this is an actual belief. They think that any sin the parents had at the time of conception will follow the children. The kids are basically doomed to live their parents mistakes. It’s pretty fucked up.

Episcopal. Lutheran (ELCA). Unitarian. Brethren. The RCA.

I signed up for a 3 month trial of Apple Music. I like that I can listen to Taylor Swift now, but I very much dislike how it automatically starts playing when I plug my phone into my car. When I play Spotify or a podcast or an NPR radio app, Apple music will sometimes cut my currently playing item off with it’s own…

This is why unions are a GOOD thing....

I’m a Teamster (clerical work), and my dues are 0.8% of my gross after retirement is taken out.

So I just tried Urban Decay’s new Bad Blood yesterday, and OMG, it has incredible staying power... even better than MAC Russian Red. It’s a little darker, I think, but still a blue base. But it’s $22, and MAC is what, $15, now?? Definitely try it!!

Russian Red is my favorite lipstick, hands down.

The “typical use” failure rate for the depo shot is lower than the pill, but the “perfect use” failure rate is about the same.

I’m pro-choice as fuck, but I wouldn’t have an abortion if I got accidentally pregnant.

Right?? There are websites dedicated to just that. But if I get ONE MORE GUY sending me a message being all, “Hey, my wife and I wanna fuck you,” I am going to SCREAM.

Why the fuck do you swingers go on dating websites like Tinder? We haven’t even found ONE person, and you’re all greedy and going for multiples?!? Stay on Fetlife!

YES, this.

Statute of limitations is like, 10 years, tops.

The majority of London has been like this since the city was founded. It’s mostly very “ew.”

My best friend just got back from Ireland. She’s telling everyone she kissed it, but her traveling companion told me she didn’t even get close. Like it’s such a big deal that you need to lie about it, right?

Yup, I would have gone and gotten pretty tipsy.