oatmealcookiemonster
Oatmeal Cookie Monster
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I would so buy this.

The wedding was apparently last September, but they are just releasing the pics. Maybe they had a shitty photographer with a long turnaround???

Well rape was historically considered a fate worse than death, so there’s that....

That’s called a toner.

Sexism is the worst! And I do this too, I just never really noticed it.

You must have missed my vocal fry when my voice trailed off at “old news.”

They were all over this on This American Life earlier this year, so it’s kindof old news...

Yes.... but then when you put on your lipstick at a restaurant, you can’t impress people with your Chanel lipstick and Chanel compact.... Am I the only one that does that...?

MAC, Clinique, and Revlon!

Same. I will wear glasses when I’m sick, though, because my eyes tend to be more sensitive.

I just checked out their website and omg I need to go there....

When I wear dark lipstick, I use bronzer to create cheekbones, forgo the blush, and just use mascara on my eyes.

Oh dear God.... no. no no no.

So, back when these terms were being created, poor white people were classified into two catagories: “poor white” and “white trash.” “Poor whites” were respectable, church going people who worked hard, but they just happened to be poor. “White trash” were the opposite... people who got drunk, went to jail, uneducated,

Space heaters are not allowed in many offices, due to fire hazards. We have had several fires started by space heaters at my work. We keep the office at 73. I still wear a sweater, but the guys aren’t dying.

That sounds like a great deal!

My sorority uses a very nice country club for meetings and brunches, and it’s usually about $20-25/person, with linens and Chiavari chairs. I priced them out for weddings... $80/person for 2 entree choices, 3 hors d’oeuvres, floral centerpieces, linens, a 4 hour open bar, the wedding cake, wedding coordinator...

Chipotle, Chick Fil A, Wood Ranch, In-n-Out, and Lucille’s all do on-site catering. They are usually really inexpensive.

You mean, you get to have a lot of sex in a long term relationship? Um, I guess, but you have to actually find someone that wants to be in a relationship with you. When I was 18-21, I was attending a Baptist university, and I was a fat brunette. There was a 7-1 ratio of girls to boys, and the guys wanted skinny

I’ve had roughly 100 one night stands, 3 relationships lasting 6-9 months, and 2 relationships that lasted more than 1 year (married and divorced one of them). I just liked having sex a lot when I was 18-21.