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Oatmeal Cookie Monster
oatmealcookiemonster

More details about the clothes!!! We all need to know!!!

Oh ok. Yeah he sings some pretty awful songs!!!

Umm... have you heard the lyrics for Country Girl? Dude is misogynist as fuck.

Good!!!

I do this too!

I will check them out!!

Yup, that’s Christian-speak for you.

OK, I do like colored Kate Spade and Marc Jacobs purses though. They last a few years, unlike department store ones that only last a couple months before starting to show wear. What other nice brands are there that will last you a few years and cost less than $400??

According to the CDC, the implant is more effective than an IUD. I prefer Nexplanon far more than Mirena, personally, because Mirena made me cramp more often than Nexplanon. Injection pain was about the same for me, but it was easier to handle a throbbing arm than throbbing lady bits.

I can tell you what’s more precious than an unborn child. Educating, feeding, clothing, and sheltering low income children, and watching them break the cycle of poverty.

I still can’t bring myself to watch the finale.

Those sound like spider bites. Mine always swell up like that.

I love wedding ceremonies too, especially the short ones!!

Definitely the best bridesmaids!!!!

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When I get married again, I’m wearing pink, but it’s going to be a ball gown. I just really love ball gowns. But I’ll make it myself (because that’s what I like to do for fun), so it won’t cost more than a few hundred dollars.

My mother told my sister they wouldn’t attend my sister’s wedding if there was booze. My first wedding was dry because I married a preachers kid, and the church was a dry church. For my next wedding, I won’t tell my mom in advance, but there will be booze. Lots and lots of booze. And if my mom decides to leave, that’s

OMG the mayor. Singing Taylor Swift songs.

I thought it was funny, too.