Definitely the best bridesmaids!!!!

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When I get married again, I’m wearing pink, but it’s going to be a ball gown. I just really love ball gowns. But I’ll make it myself (because that’s what I like to do for fun), so it won’t cost more than a few hundred dollars.

My mother told my sister they wouldn’t attend my sister’s wedding if there was booze. My first wedding was dry because I married a preachers kid, and the church was a dry church. For my next wedding, I won’t tell my mom in advance, but there will be booze. Lots and lots of booze. And if my mom decides to leave, that’s…

OMG the mayor. Singing Taylor Swift songs.

Robyn Sherwood!

I thought it was funny, too.

I really liked that book! Kinda eh about her in that part.... strange choice.

According to Wikipedia, millennials were born between the early 80’s and early 2000’s. My sister and I are both millennials (mid to late twenties), and we love Clinique 3 step & the lipsticks.

My roommate just took an “affordable” trip to Ireland/Holland (let’s be honest, she charged a few grand for it), and she’s a nanny, so she basically lost a whole month’s pay. Now she’s complaining because she can’t afford groceries for the rest of the month. She didn’t even want to buy eggs. It’s so fucking annoying.

That sounds like a really fun trip! I LOVE relaxing vacations.

So much this. I do a lot of regional traveling, mostly because that’s where my friends and family live. It’s so much cheaper, and I can travel MORE, since I can budget my vacation days better.

My sister pre-ordered a copy for me, so I’ll start it tomorrow when I get home from work. I’m kinda-sorta looking forward to it.

I recommend getting a cleaning lady in once or twice a month!! Grocery delivery is also worth its weight in gold.

That escalated quickly.

I think the thing is that I’m driving between 5-20 MPH the entire way. I do NOT talk on the phone going 80 MPH (which yes, people do that in Los Angeles). That would be stupid. But when it’s bumper to bumper and you aren’t going anywhere, it’s not unsafe to talk on the phone.

I had someone throw rocks at me when I was adjusting my air vents while driving 5 MPH. They literally threw little pebbles at my car and shouted at me to pay attention. I got behind them, took a pic of their license plate, uploaded it to social media, and reported it to the CHP. Assholes.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure I’m NOT getting into an accident going about 15-20 miles an hour while talking on my bluetooth.

Zazzle has some really great options for stationery that totally look like artisan, indie, twee designs. I just got business cards from them, and I swear they look almost exactly like some cards I saw on Rifle Paper Co for so much more.

Even if you use bluetooth or a headseat?