I do this to people too. I have a 2 hour commute each way. It’s a good time to catch up with people.

I have maybe 3-4 hours of work to do during the day. But I can’t leave, because I have to sit here and answer the phone. :(

You need to shop indie cards! I found a good letterpress one for my dad at Paper Source last month.

I bought the shit out of those Taylor Swift cards when they had them!!!

Birthdays are for kids.

Me too!! I love finding the perfect card for people. But I usually shop where I can get indie card designs. I love me some letterpress cards!!!

So back before cosmetics were regulated, they used to be full of “natural” shit like, lead. I’d rather use FDA regulated cosmetics and know I’m NOT going to die of lead poisoning, thankyouverymuch.

Well we have no water, but otherwise, yes! ;)

Not at all! It’s the West Los Angeles Kaiser Hospital.

Yes, it was well-woman care.

My health care network hires midwives to do run-of-the-mill gynecological things. My birth control implant was inserted by a midwife. It’s pretty cool.

I DIY’d almost everything for my wedding and it didn’t look awful, but it did look homemade. Next time around (divorced now), I’ll assemble things, but that’s it. (Except for my dress and the bridesmaid dresses, because I’m actually really fantastic at making ball gowns.)

Or people lie about their divorce dates. One of my friends had her divorced finalized less than a month before her wedding to her second husband. The only problem was that she told her fiance that her divorce had been finalized years and years ago. So she lied about the date, since in CA, as long as your divorce was…

Considering that no one checks marriage license applications against anything else currently, all you REALLY need is to print out the form, fill it out, have the officiant sign it, and send it in along with your money.

OMG the comments are disgusting.

This is why I’m voting for Bernie Sanders.

Yeah, I do not fly United, EVER. Southwest for domestic, anything other than an American airline for international flights.

Ugh I disliked the magic ones. Couldn’t get through them at all!!!

Ugh I am SO TIRED of this trend clogging up the romance boards. This and the 50 Shades knock-offs that WILL NOT DIE.

OMG yes. This.