Hi Monica...

This happened to me, but I was the bride. I sent STD's to my second cousin and her husband, but apparently the invitation got lost in the mail. She was so mad at me, and I was like, "I really did invite you!"

So a few years back, I was planning a bridal shower for a wedding in which I was the MOH. The bridesmaid that designed the invitations did such a terrible job, I redid them and sent the nice, elegant ones to everyone except that bridesmaid and her mother. No regrets.

I would tell her to take Benadryl before the wedding.

The vendor should have told the bride, "Hey, we ran out of the doilies you liked. Here are some other options, so pick one, and I'll cut 20% off the cost of doing the remaining ones." That's how you fix a screw up as a vendor.

Christians definitely wore head coverings for centuries. Many Orthodox Christian women still wear head scarves to church. I've worn them to Mass on high holidays.

Too funny!!

OMG! I <3 Chef Boyardee... best Italian food ever!!

That would be epic...

Yeah, "frappuccino" is totes Italian.

I would actually wear most of these....

I don't get this either. She doesn't HAVE to be on social media if she doesn't want to be.

She didn't... she says in another comment that they left for other jobs...

Why on earth do they call it a "misto??" I practically have to check which store I go into and remember, "Is it an au lait here, or a misto?"

When I brought my boyfriend to meet my parents, I told them, "Don't cook anything with onions or mushrooms. He doesn't like them." What did my mother do? MADE SOMETHING WITH ONIONS. She said, "I chopped them up really fine! You can't see them! Besides, that's a ridiculous thing to not like onions."

SO MUCH THIS.

I know... I hate those shoes. Such bad quality. It's like, why am I giving poor people a crappy pair of shoes??

We can't just do a photo shoot with little girls in poofy dresses that aren't white...?

A 36B cup is the same cup size as a 32D. Your boobs stayed exactly the same size. Your band size shrunk, that's all. :)

That poor man! Can't stop laughing...