Cover the smoke detector in the hotel room so your joint doesn’t set it off.

“You know you’ve lived in California too long when not only do you refer to the geologists they interview on the news after earthquakes by their first names only, but you have a favorite.” ~ me

Sorry, I should’ve been more specific: if you are a Nobody, you can most certainly touch the ordnance.

As a general rule with all unexploded ordnances, no one should not touch them under any circumstances,

I remember. And the French just said they had their doubts about invading Iraq.

No, but fuck ‘em.

You think the “right” whinge is going to go along with that?!

I’ve already resigned myself to the fact that, because of the electoral college, he’s going to get re-elected in 2020 even though he loses the popular count by roughly 100 million votes.

Since November 2016

During his second term, he’s really going to be insufferable.

That’s ra... no, no, my bad, stand down.

Yup. He’s the Primate.

PLEASE, please, please, tell me that y’all caught the closing credits last night when Aidy Bryant did the racist 911 BBQ caller.

No last name. During his military service, “Wales” was used on his gear and uniforms.

The SNL skit was great, but... why do they keep saying he’s just a Chicago bishop? He’s presiding bishop of the entire Episcopal Church!

1) Most of that “wealth” is in the form of the Royal Collection, which she doesn’t really own but is owned by “the Crown”, or land holding, which are held and operated by the Government of which it makes a substantial net gain.

Queen Elizabeth II has probably forgotten more about diplomacy and foreign policy than Trump has ever known or ever will know.

That tweet is imparsible.