You may be able to scrounge up some grains post-apocalypse, but you still need a go bag full of hops. I’ll bring the pretzels.

Commenting here to boost- I’m really surprised this wasn’t mentioned in the article! My library subscribes to the local papers with Newsbank, so I can use that to access articles for free which also means the news organization is getting paid through the library subscription. 

That is incorrect.

https://youtu.be/M4B0GHQWRAo?t=15

Only as a beverage.

Dannis ... cold Beefaroni (my fave Chef product) but on warm butter bread. I’m with ya.

Mandarin oranges don’t even need to be specified, as ANY canned fruit is just fine right out of the can.

Do people really not delete these messages as soon as they’ve used them? Are people not deleting all the other messages like from Doordash or Lyft or whatever too?

I was in my 30s when I learned that reindeer were real animals. I thought they were made-up for Christmas stories. The Unicorns of the North Pole. No idea they were real. 

Learned how to ride a bike at 37. I’m still not very good at it, but I could probably get down an empty street if needed.

Other reason not to eat those, if I recall, they are hard as rocks. Also, I am not sold that they are in the same category as sprinkles. One does not scatter them the same way as sprinkles or crunchy pearls (for those who don’t know what those are, rice cereal pan coated with chocolate).

Hot take calling it ‘food’

Rarely used to actually tenderize meat, meet the Thor .Mjolnir Hammer Meat Tenderizer - Tenderize Your Meat with The Power of A God. 

WAY more complicated than necessary... especially when these exist:

I’ve got a Death Star ice ball mold that’s been in service for well over 5 years now.

Easily this spoon rest by Pickled Aliens.

Just an FYI

Sign-in to your library’s web site using your card number and look under periodicals.