I was living in Houston in the Noughties, and couldn’t for the life of me figure out why people wanted to dine alfresco, with traffic passing them at thirty-five miles per hour, ten feet away, in the August sun and humidity.

😲 🗓 

Years ago in Santa Monica, a guy with a guide dog was kicked out of a McDonald’s by an employee who was telling him that only seeing eye dogs were allowed, while the guy was trying to explain that was what his guide dog was.

On a related note, I knew that I was on my own the day I walked up to Thrifty to buy a plunger and a toilet brush. 

That is incorrect.

https://youtu.be/M4B0GHQWRAo?t=15

An ex's kid would do that with most canned beans. Lunch was real easy on the weekends. 

Everything in a can is cooked in the can, to sterilize it. The food may taste better reheated, but in a pinch you can eat it cold. 

Not in my experience. 

But their food still blows. 

But go ahead and sit out elections because you're not "inspired" by the Democratic candidates. 

But go ahead and sit out elections if the Democratic candidates don’t “inspire” you, or you’re angry about student loans or some other pet cause. I’m sure that eventually, republicans will come around to your way of thinking.

And "comedian" Pat Dixon has totally bought the lie. 

If you're having trouble getting a screw to go into wood, build up a bit of dry bar soap in the threads. 

The USPS experimented with electric vehicles in the late '70s, but abandoned it because the battery technology wasn't advanced enough at the time. 

So long that it'd make you green in the gills to think about. 

There used to be a guy that built Z-scale layouts in attaché cases for businessmen to play with when they had time to kill.