Ummm I hate Tacos and Mariachi! yea that’s right! especially with some Modelo! Better not send that crap to my house this weekend, nope don’t want it*

It’s like a satirical version of the Snickers hangry commercials.

I want a taco truck at my work. Stupid racists getting all the good stuff.

No one in their right mind should buy this theory.

Surprised none of the photos of one of these in it

For $5000? Hell yeah, I’d give them up! These are not hand grenades but grenade rounds which require a special launcher to in order to use.

Unrelated: I have recently acquired a large cache of, um, “boom boom eggs”. Let me know if you are interested in making a purchase.

I had a friend 25 years ago who found a grenade. We still come across pieces of him to this day.

I thought that roadside grenade stand had suspiciously low prices!

I cannot believe it is not butter.

I’d rather put Netflix on pause and walk to the grocery store together a frozen pizza.

margarine is vileness incarnate

Counterpoint: Papa John’s is gross garbage food made by a gross garbage person.

“if you live in some sort of nanny city that doesn’t sell straight-up MSG—commonly packaged under the brand name “Accent”—you’ll need to grab some Knorr vegetable bouillon cubes”

“Because travel broadens you as an individual.”

Next article, “How to have a better relationship with your father.”

And if you don’t have $500 to get the car fixed, assuming you have one (I do not), you’re probably not going there, either.