I only have one question as a Floridian, how did this not occur in Florida? This is the most backwoods Florida ass story I’ve ever seen. Oh thoughts and prayers and all that jazz. Ban semi-automatic firearms already.

Other than their punishing Memphis for taking down the Confederate statues

№ 2 The worst of the worst are Left wing Atheists who never miss a chance to criticize any religion, except for when they’re getting all gooey over Native American religion. Then they want to smudge their homes, but first have to get permission and be taught how to do it right, because of course they don’t want to be…

Check you out trying to get excommunicated from black twitter.

Seems Cohen’s alma mater is about the lowest rated law school in the country to actually be accredited.

Ships are primarily flagged for Panama because it gets a lower fee when passing through the Panama canal.

Put on some gloves and remove the seeds and connective tissues if you can’t handle it. That’s the real heat in a chili pepper.

I find this acceptable.

French toast.

Sounds like they need a Deliverator!

There are six or seven text only web browsers available. Find one you like.

I am amazed that Stormy Daniels hasn’t won an award for best deep throat. I mean if she let Trump touch her, she must not have a gag reflex.

Does Diaper Don still have a personal attorney?

“Nearly half of us, for example, said we’d be incapable of cooking a ribeye steak to medium temperature.”

“Your winnings sir...”

Don’t forget your towel.

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and suggest that this is a perfect example of what naked corruption looks like.

She’s got most of the corruption and malice of her father, she just doesn’t foam at the mouth about it in public. Having better PR does not equal being a better person.

#GriftersGonnaGrift