Ketchup is also fine to put underneath.

“Don’t put hot dog toppings between the hot dog and the bun. Always ‘dress the dog,’ not the bun.”

When they’re in the kicking-the-shoes-off stage, diaper pin the shoe laces to the pants cuffs. Doesn’t keep ‘em on, but they don’t get lost.

Pfffffft! Easy—Done and Done!

I went from feeding the kids every other day to every day and they cry a lot less now. #lifehack

Try running the flakes through a coffee grinder. As a fine powder, it sticks better.

Nutritional yeast is great on popcorn.

When did you break up with her?

The way that apple cider vinegar brags about being ‘UNPASTEURIZED’ really rubs me the wrong way. I’m not sure apple cider vinegar even needs to be pasteurized, but it shouldn’t be a marketing point — pasteurization is a modern blessing, creating foodstuff that last long and aren’t chock full of extremely harmful…

Winner of the award for the person who least wants to answer “Wachu in for?”

And we’re supposed to feel sorry for the white farmers losing their (stolen) land over there... NOT

I shed a tear for her. Oh wait, those are tears from laughter!

Funny story, every time Obama appointed a Czar for something, “right” whingers would, well, whinge about him being a Commie ‘cause Czars. It was beyond those idiots that the October Revolution overthrew the Czars, and there weren’t any under Communism.

The broom with the 1980's weightlifter wig IS Kellyanne Conway....

If you have a mature Bentley, you are more likely to need someone from the Church of England to exorcise the gremlins.

Here’s mine: