It just occurred to me that Obama is the only president in the past seventeen years who drank while in office. For a nation that likes to vote for people “you could have a beer with” that seems... odd...

The McD’s that the Tangerine Tyrant just ate at had to seal off the bathroom and call in a plumber. They won’t get a plaque to remember the moment, but those employees will never forget that terrible scene.

The owners were forced to encase the table in glass after future-President Trump kept trying to hire hookers to piss on it.

So he goes out of his way to eat non-American food?

Exactly, everything that’s canned has already been heated in the sealed can once.

I wondered about that too. But when they can things, aren’t they usually heated in the can to sterilize/pasturize?

You can heat it in a mason jar if you’re worried about that, but I’ve always just cooked it directly in the can.

yes.. this is called “dulce de leche”

Doesn’t heating the coconut milk directly in the can cause bisphenol A to leach from the lining?

I was joking for a while that McDonald’s would compromise on higher wages by letting the cashiers put out tip jars. Then I realized it probably wasn’t a good idea to put that idea out there.

I haven’t seen anyone toss a salad that fast since my days at Rikers.

Yup! Building is harder than it looks!

And some people end up destroying 1,000+ houses and killing four, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valley_Fire

You couldn’t like them, go back to them in that list, then remove the like?

“slobbing out the mouth.”

r/Curling

Yes.

Or move to Canada where lots of the events will air live on the major sports networks.

Ideology’s a helluva drug.