The civil suit will have a lower burden of proof. 

ftfy; nnttm

Allowing large numbers of unregistered cars on the roads is going to end up being such a good idea.

Planet Money did an episode on Tom Burrell, who opened the first Black owned agency.

“Fresh fruit and veggies”

I love these writer’s-block-with-a-deadline-looming posts. 

Google addresses and phone numbers in the letter. 

https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/7tgjo8/vagina_mask_by_reecard_farch%C3%A9_aka_anklepants/

“Halloween is Gay Pride for straight people." ~ Dan Savage 

Make them from "scratch". I found the formula on a box of brand name biscuit mix. 

What is this “leftover rice” that you speak of?

Your principal wants to be your pal.

“Relive”?

When eating beets, put a note in the bathroom so you don’t panic the next day.

You left out the most important thing: Keep your camera ready, so's you can post to r/Zoomies. 

All y'all can send me any licorice that you don't want. 

Do your own list. 

Several years ago, some porn actress put out a call for all “comers” to show up and jack-off into a bowl. Then she poured it into a skillet, cooked it, and ate it. 

Almost everything she was in is child porn. Doesn't matter how old the films are now, or how old she is now. The only thing that matters is how old she was when she made them.