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“Halloween is Gay Pride for straight people." ~ Dan Savage 

Make them from "scratch". I found the formula on a box of brand name biscuit mix. 

What is this “leftover rice” that you speak of?

Your principal wants to be your pal.

“Relive”?

When eating beets, put a note in the bathroom so you don’t panic the next day.

You left out the most important thing: Keep your camera ready, so's you can post to r/Zoomies. 

All y'all can send me any licorice that you don't want. 

Do your own list. 

Several years ago, some porn actress put out a call for all “comers” to show up and jack-off into a bowl. Then she poured it into a skillet, cooked it, and ate it. 

Almost everything she was in is child porn. Doesn't matter how old the films are now, or how old she is now. The only thing that matters is how old she was when she made them. 

Did his kids' kids call him grandpoop? 

Marketing Daniel Craig as 007 was a blond Bond sell. 

Sign-in to your library’s web site using your card number and look under periodicals. 

For very low values of spooky. 

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Did he sooie the artist? 

Bred and buttered.