What do you expect from people who use the "first national flag of the confederacy" as the state flag? 

Press your pinkie against the coaster. Lift the beverage near the bottom with your index and social fingers and thumb. After they separate, curl your ring finger underneath, for extra support. 

Stupid YouTube deleted the Will & Grace clip of Elton John saying, “Never try to walk in ten inch platforms. It’s murder on the ankles.”

The Walmart near me took out the self-checkouts after a couple'f years. All I can figure is that too many people were putting steaks on the scale, then punching in the code for bananas. 

I'll say it again, anyone that lost residuals when the reruns were canceled should sue him to recover their income. 

I’d just push her stuff down the belt, so the cashier can reach it more easily.

Everyone tweet at him, asking how the search for the real killer is going. 

https://jezebel.com/can-anyone-but-rihanna-pull-off-wearing-these-crotch-hi-1762904214

How about the greatest queen of England,

“and the left side of anything as the sinister or negative side.”

The text messages I’m getting say that I have to get a new phone by January 1ˢᵗ̶.

Too many recipes say that without giving a starting point, leaving beginners to guess. 

“...they said, ‘Oh we definitely respect your policy.’”

“...radio viewing habits.”?

🕯 

Grew up in a family of five. The last one to the table ate their franks on the heels from the loaf bread.

What'd he play on SVU? 

Set your PIN to the one that you’ll never forget. But if you’re going to get cash, change it to a one off, then reset it to the normal one afterwards. Do this because while the card company eats any fraudulent charges, you’re responsible for losses when using it as a debit card. 

Anyone that lost residuals when the reruns were canceled should sue him. 

“I like him ‘cause he tells it like it is.”