Please and thank you. 

Seems like it's the perfect time for a kill-all-the-olds movie. 

Don’t forget a second grill. Many vegans won’t eat anything that was cooked on the same surface as meat.

Maybe fifteen years ago, there was something on the news about an anthropology professor who came up with a vegetarian human flesh substitute as a teaching aid. What the report didn’t say was WHO THE HELL TASTE TESTED IT, and said, “Yeah , this is as close as you’re going to get.”?!

And the F.B.I. is curious about where you source your spotted dicks. 

“tl;dr" should be changed to "tl;wr" and moved to the tops of things. 

It must be exhausting, being pissing their pants afraid all of the time.

And the Spanish, Portuguese, Dutch, and English founded most of the major cities and towns in the Western Hemisphere.

‘S not like the Vikings don't have a history of invading Ireland. 

While they tend to be on the Anarchist end of the spectrum, they also exist in the Democrat world. Try Google. 

Where are the prison abolitionists on this? /s not /s

Le sigh. 

“If you’ve seen one redwood, you’ve seen them all.” ~ R. Reagan (possibly apocryphal)

So the study was a cock up? 

But what does one do about the, well, feedback loop?

I’m embarrassed about how long it took me to get the pun in “Alice B. Toklas brownies". 

“Save the peels[,] too”

I used to buy jars of minced garlic at the dollar store. They quit carrying it. Now I'm sad. 

WE’RE NUMBER ONE!

Carefully reread what I wrote. And the inside of the bag is no less sanitary than the inside of the cardboard thing that they put the fries in.