Some magazine published Pat “Mrs. Tricky Dick” Nixon’s favorite meatloaf recipe. Mom decided to try it. That was the only meal I can remember that wasn’t “eat it anyway”, and we went to Dennys. 

You know how corporations are “people”? That came from the Supreme Court. Only it wasn’t a decision by the justices. It was inserted in the head notes of a case by the Clerk of the Court, and no one questioned it until it was so engrained that it was taken as fact.

Mid ’90s, ordered Domino’s at 5:30, received it at 11:30.

The trick for super smooth hummus is to use chickpea flour. 

“Man, we never get the cool stuff over here in America...”

I've seen exactly one of those. 

😂

I genuinely love them. 

In a pinch, there’s always Ritz crackers with Crisco. 

;) 

I do...the memory of my ex. 

You used to see headlights off by up to 45°. Of course, to the driver’s left, so they pointed into oncoming traffic. Haven’t seen any that bad in ages.

Mid ‘90s, there was a place in San Francisco that offered free burritos for life to anyone who got their logo as a tat. Wow, was that a mistake. It didn’t help that the logo was pretty cool.

There have been cases where a tired surgeon has done something like amputate the wrong leg, because they've forgotten that your right leg is on his left side. 

I’ve got bad news for you about soy, rice, and almond “milk”, too. They’re all slightly colored, mostly flavorless, nutrition free water, unless a bunch of additives are mixed in.

Nope. 

Idiot. Everyone knows that a brown paper bag is the standard. 

Deuteronomy 14:8 ~

I used to do pattern copying with a router, and I’d save the chips for a friend to use in his rat cages. He raised them to trade to pet stores for food for his parrots and cats. I created a lot of chips.

Aw, man. “Live and Let Die” was the first PG movie I got to go to by myself, and I LOVED his character.