You want more drive by shootings in retaliation? 

I use it in hot & sour soup, along with some of the slices. Just top up the jar from the bottle. 

I’ve had a jar of sliced jalapeños soaking in rice vinegar in the fridge for over a dozen years. When it gets low, I top it off.

Was that his application to the police academy? 

I found a photographer’s reflective umbrella at a thrift shop, flipped the fabric over, and put it onto a rain umbrella frame. Bounced the sun right back up for ten bucks.

I found a photographer’s reflective umbrella at a thrift shop, flipped the fabric over, and put it onto a rain…

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“To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.” ~ Theodore Roosevelt, Kansas City Star (7 May 1918)

Run nutritional yeast flakes through the coffee grinder and poor into a small holed shaker. It sticks to the popcorn better.

That would happen at washaterias, too, if people would just get what they need. 

Of late, I’ve seen “exact change only” signs on Post Office doors.

The first money machine I dealt with, longer ago than I'm willing to admit to, dispensed cash in twenty-five dollar increments. My guess is they stopped that after too many people servicing them put twenties in the fives cartridges. 

Not that there's anything wrong with that. 

Trump’s going to dump Pence, and put this idiot in as VP so he can get reelected. Then Kanye will run in ‘24, and the country will be fucked for the rest of the century.

How can you not know that people swim in lakes? Have you never seen a movie, watched TV, or read a book? 

David Bowie on Vanilla Ice, “I love him; his checks never bounce.”

Besides, Ivanka is so much more appropriate. 

I am so glad that I'm not a slave to that foul concoction. 

Note to publishers: If the subject is one of the most litigious people alive, ship the damned book, then announce it. 

Biden will sign anything a Democratic Congress sends him.

Yeah, good luck with that. “Literally” and “nonplussed” are lost to the ages, and you think people will keep those words straight.