In a pinch, check Dollar Tree for two pound bags of AP. Just to test it, I've made serviceable white bread from it by adding a bit of gluten. 

Get a bidet. 

After fifty years of baking, I sneer at the Johnny-come-latelies. 

Store toys separately! If left in contact for long periods of time, dissimilar materials can damage each other. 

Store toys separately! If left in contact for long periods of time, dissimilar materials can damage each other. 

Swine flu.

Just wait for them to start splitting hairs. There's a technical difference between a choke hold and a strangulation hold. 

There's an adult game that involves freezing keys in ice and waiting for them to melt out. 

Depending on the truck that the local farmer drives to the market, produce from there might have a higher carbon footprint than what’s at the supermarket.

“Come into the light” and “I am the light and the way” obviously imply white. And what’s the opposite of white?

Get some sticky on both sides scotch tape. Stick the top edge of the mask to your nose and cheeks with it. No gap, no fog. 

But Jimmy Dore never has to say President Hillary Clinton, and that's what's important. 

A few years ago, the alt right had adopted Taylor Swift as their Aryan Darling, based on her looks, and without asking her how she felt about it. Guess what she told ‘em.

As long as you're advising them, I'm game. 

Okay, who's up for some situational homosexuality?

Cafeteria style serving. You point at what you want, and a server behind glass spoons it onto your plate and slides it down to the next station.

Anything the Twitter Toddler accuses someone else of, he's doing it himself, and he spent years accusing President Barack Obama of cooking the unemployment numbers. 

I wish they'd had Joey come out in the last season or three. 

Nowhere near where I was living thirty years ago. 

The mushroom and oregano burger was to die for.