You are of less importance to the Universe than the hole in a donut. A hole is nothing, and, as everyone knows, nothing is more important than people. 

Is anyone giving away good donuts? 

Weeks ago, there was a clip on Reddit of a guy using a toy truck in a wooden chute, and a cord to pull it back up. From the look of his shop, he was in an “emerging market” country.

A barbecue master slaughtered by pigs. 

Remember, sit out the election because Uncle Joe is awful. Let Trump have the next three appointments of Supreme Court Justices, who will be making decisions on Civil Rights for decades to come.

He hates his job so much that he's trying to help the party that wants eliminate it. 

I remember girls in school in the '70s wearing jeans and shorts that were so tight, you could tell how much they shaved. 

Enjoy four more years of Derp Furor, whiners. 

A few years ago, someone stole the take from ONE Sunday service at Lakewood Church in Houston. The estimated loss was $600,000.

How else can they fleece the flocks? 

I still want to know who first thought, "Hey, let's take the part of the animal that 💩 comes out of, cram it full of meat, hang it up for a few months, then eat it". 

If it is required, don't let the "right" know, or they'll start adding it to their list of books to have banned. 

He would run around the place naked, which I could ignore until either from drug use, AIDS, or both, he started losing control of his bowels. The kicker was to me he’d blame it on the other roommate, and to him he’d blame it on me, thinking that we never compared notes.

“Her mother Cynthia Kudji was an RN and nurse practitioner for nearly a decade, and after becoming pregnant with Jasmine in her early 20s...”

If you're concerned about abortion, and you're planning to sit out the election because your favorite candidate did not get the nomination, think about this: If Trump gets two more appointments to the Supreme Court, they can find for an "inherent right to life starting at conception" and ban it everywhere, including…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muphry’s_law

Someone had a deadline. 

Dumb*

“The Lord works in mysterious ways.”

Guess they need to pray harder.