Oh, Floriduh woman. 

I’ve been wanting a way to see everything most recently uploaded.

“Does Not Hold Up”?

But if you want a low maintenance pet, get a snake. They cuddle, only need to be fed about once a month, the tank needs to be freshened about as often, and there's no hair on the furniture. 

That’s an “old wive’s tale" that goes back centuries. 

💖 Sarah. 

You can take the homie out of the hood, yada yada yada. 

Not to mention that it takes forever to load on mobile, there’s no ability to format comments on mobile, and it seems to be impossible to contact anyone for help. 

Have you ever tried grilling slices of watermelon? 

For breakfast, look up tofu scrambles (quick and easy) and eggless quiches (make a big one and it’ll last a few days).

Naw. Someone used to sell a 10,000 piece plain white puzzle. I sent one to my brother's girlfriend when I was mad at him. 

I'm a faux pho foe. 

There used to be a Regency dance group that made their costumes using every camouflage pattern they could find. They called themselves the Strauss Waltz Assault Team. "Wherever there's a ballroom in trouble, we'll be there!" 

The absolute worst are “passport wallets”.

Governor Turd lounging on a closed beach during the state shut down a few years ago.

Get a fanny pack. And have someone walk up behind you, squeeze the buckle, grab the strap, and be gone before you know what's happening. 

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