Well, there are those chain-maille butcher's gloves. 

Just peachy. 

Anyone else expecting him to start wearing a uniform with a bunch of made-up medals any day now? 

Cool. Let the MAGAts kill themselves. 

The Diaper Don wants states using outsourced tests. If they are not CDC approved, they don't get counted in official rates. 

Please, spelling...it is Floriduh. 

“They got rid of the Native American and kept the land.” ~ someone on Reddit

Guess they didn't pray hard enough. 

No. 

Do it in the shower.

Do it in the shower.

“...former exes...”

Don’t believe him when he brags about the size of his deck.

Since the Diaper Don Administration wants them to speed up the line while allowing them to do their own inspections, you're probably safer with them closed. 

Cooking for one, it’s driven me to frustration for years that I can’t buy one rib of celery at a time.

“I worship Bernie, and agree with everything he says!!!”

For those of you who are planning on sitting out the election if your favorite candidate does not get the nomination, remember, two more Trump appointments to the Supreme Court and they can find for an “inherent right to life starting at conception”, and ban abortion everywhere, including in the “safe states”.

To paraphrase Samuel L. Jackson, stay the flock at home. 

I'm of the opinion that most people don't actually like it. If they did, they wouldn't need two to ten additives to make it tolerable. 

💯 

Ain't no stupider'n thinking it can be prayed away.