I shop at thrift stores. Tell me how this is any different. 

Can you say "desperation", boys and girls? Very good, I knew you could. 

Last I heard, goat is the most consumed meat on the planet, because they can graze on marginal land, are cheaper to purchase, and don't produce an excess of meat in places lacking refrigeration. 

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Okily dokily. 

I’ve read that in Medieval Europe, they would stuff a bull with a hog or sheep, which was stuffed with something smaller, all the way down to a quail. 

The way the quality of the writing on here is going downhill, I’m not sure if I care any longer if it goes away.

“$0.03 Cents"?!!! 

Exactly. A gross is a common sales quantity. 

Exactly. A gross is a common sales quantity. 

@kingwolf caught on video,

@kingwolf caught on video,

Wait...leftover stuffing is a thing? 

Just ignore them all, and maybe they'll go away. 

If they’re all singing the same good songs, there’s nothing wrong with this. Especially if it doesn't conflict with the bar's ambient music. 

When the motion sensitive macarena gorillas came out, they had thirty of them, with batteries in, near the register at a Walgreens. Every time a customer walked past, they'd all go off. I pointed out to the cashier that she probably had a worker's comp case in the making. 

It’s standard for someone on the “right” to make a bulk purchase of books by their pet talking heads. It’s the only way they ever make the best seller lists.

Don Jr., aka the Traitor Tot. 

Nah. 

Best rape prevention I can think of.

We had a three or four level rocket ship. Ladders up the inside, but that didn't stop us from climbing up the bars on the outside. 

Now get off his lawn!