Let the fuster cluck commence.

Give ‘em time.

Aka a fancy ass, open face grilled cheese sandwich.

Tape an HVAC filter to the back of the box fan you put in the window. Keeps dust and pollen out.

Two simultaneous thoughts:

Psst...look into how many U.S. Army forts are named after Confederate generals. 

Just slap his name on the best hotel in Tehran and the street in front of it. Solved. It just needs to stay up for the photo-op. 

Don't kink shame. 

https://youtu.be/kMz7uFzUy_U

While it's doubtful that'll go bad, it will lose flavor over time, so don't be surprised if you need to use more to get the same bam. 

When they played the 911 call on the news, “This is A.C. I have O.J. in the car and he’s holding a gun to his head”, or words to that effect, all I could think was, “Thank you Cleavon Little”.

Who? 

When fascism came to America, it was humping a flag with a squirrel on its head and a derpy smile on its face. 

You didn't rank the rank ones, like limburger? 

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton had an approval rating of over 70% when she stepped down, then the “right” whinge smear machine that had been after her for decades shifted into high gear.

He wasn’t a shoo-in last time (ignoring that he lost the primaries), and he isn’t this time. Derp Furor would have and will start in on “Commie Jew!” all day, every day, and there are enough people still skittish about both of those to doom him. 

Try it on a pineapple and let me know if it works. 

Liberté, égalité, fraternité, mon ami!

On the YouTube app on your phone, tap the 📂 in the bottom right corner. Your most recently watched videos will be across the top. Tap the ⁝ under the video you regret watching, then “remove from watch history”, before it has a chance to pollute your feed.

That whirring noise you hear is Andrea Dworkin spinning in her grave.