“...bought drinks on the house...”

“Eye hook”?

Five year old responses? You're so desperate for content, without scraping Reddit, that you're digging into to archives? 

Within the last decade, the NYPD has sent young undercover officers into video stores to pick-up middle aged men with "Hey, want to go back to my place", and when they get outside, arrest the men and charge them for being hustlers.

Larry is a working class cat. Of course he supports Labour. 

The first money machine I encountered, right around forty years ago, dispensed in twenty-five dollar increments. I never understood why that fell away for so long, especially back in the days when breaking a twenty was a big deal for some stores.

Remember when all their prayers for President Obama were for him to die?

Someone referred to her as “the Third Lady”.

I've half been expecting Queen Elizabeth to abdicate, just so she can avoid the cretin. 

I get the cheap stuff from Save A Lot. Do NOT buy the Wal-Mart house brand; the second one is in the back of the cupboard for when I’m really desperate. (Did you know that in a pinch you can make the cheese sauce with vegetable oil and water?)

Every box I’ve ever read makes a big mistake in the instructions. They always say to drain the pasta, put it back in the pan, add the other ingredients, and stir.

Is there a board that a prospective tenant will have to appear before? It’ll be suspicious if everyone of them is rejected.

When fascism came to America it was humping a flag with a derpy smile on its face and a squirrel on its head. 

“This Fox News Story Is Very Stupid”

You know those big plastic containers that cheese balls and pretzels come in? CostCo carried those filled with rubbers back in the '90s. 

You know those big plastic containers that cheese balls and pretzels come in? CostCo carried those filled with…

Don't read other people's comments, do you? 

Don't read other people's comments, do you? 

Need to find a different argument, 'cause segregation used to be popular with a large percentage of the population. 

But Jimmy Dore never has to say "President Hillary Clinton", and that's what's important. 

Just remember, Jimmy Dore never has to say “President Hillary Clinton”, and that’s what’s important. 

Random twit online, “My cat is a vegan.”