That like wouldn't load on my phone. Anyone got the rabbit picture? tia

Still out'f my price range. 

http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/B/bag-on-the-side.html

http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/B/bag-on-the-side.html

“Did you hear about the Winchell’s truck and the Folger’s truck that collided in downtown? Twelve hundred L.A.P.D officers responded to the incident.” ~ at least thirty-five years old

You don’t “pre-order” anything. You order it for future delivery. 

P.S.A.: When eating beets, put a note in the bathroom reminding yourself so that you don’t panic in the morning.

“Use Alarms or Calendar Reminders”

But not everyone else is, and I won't rest 'til they are. 

Impeach The Mother Fucker Already hats, pins, and other stuff available at https://www.impeachthemotherfuckeralready.com

Let ‘em waste their money. That is such a drop in the bucket compared to the cost of Derp Furor’s would be erection, it won’t help, but they won’t be able to spend their money on other stupid ideas.

Unbearable. 

“The stock market is the thirteen year old daughter of the economy. It overreacts to everything." ~ unknown 

His mistake was not adhering to the "Only break one law at a time" rule. 

That's why he tore the sticker in half and put part on each plate. 

He's all washed up except for the seven figure consulting job. 

“...generated billions of dollars in revenue through extensive seizure of assets including human remains, bombs...”

Don't hold your breath waiting for that. 

Next time, magic markers. 

“We Have No Idea Who Trump’s Next Chief of Staff Will Be”