Anyone started a KickFundMe for several tonnes of manure, plus delivery?

I love that his attorneys are arguing that he shouldn't have to register as a violent sex offender. 

They should take whatever's left. To hell with his wife; she had to know this was happening. 

Start a pool on his sentence?

Yes. 

I wasn’t aware that there was any doubt.

God is punishing the Carolinas for voting for Trump. 

Once eyen a wheyele eyet’s best to let the obveyeous go beye. 

I see what you did there. 

Naw, still doesn't top the Florida Man™ who got mad at his girlfriend, rammed his hand up her rectum, grabbed a handful of colon, and pulled. 

Are you being sarcastic, or just dimwitted?

Meh. Just order an emergency radio/light with a hand cranked generator and a phone charging outlet. 

Not in the thirty years I've been making 'em. 

Chill a Cadbury egg. Pack it in sugar cookie dough. Deep fry in clean oil.

Legend hath it that a reporter asked John D. Rockefeller, "How much is enough, sir?" The tycoon responded, "Just a little bit more." 

Hah!

On a related aside, the prison system in Florida is changing its supplier of digital music downloads. Seriously, they have such a thing.