Nah, I need to let it air out during the day. And no, it isn't due to laziness. 

Bungee cord the freezer door shut, because the gas build-up will cause it to keep popping open. 

If you can find dry ice after the power goes out over a quarter of the state, be careful of CO₂ accumulation as it sublimates. 

I'm still kicking myself for not buying back when they were pennies a piece, but I probably would've sold when they hit a hundred. 

Anything in a can is cooked in the can after sealing to sterilize it, and may be eaten cold. It may not taste the best, but it won’t harm you.

Forty-eight teaspoons in a cup. One sixth and one third teaspoon measures. Egg product in a carton. Excellent math skills. 

And her hand is on his shoulder. 

Is this her next to the guy flashing white power gang signs?

Six pack carriers for bottles, cases for cans. 

Check again. Guards got tired of having to go against guys who had nothing better to do than pump iron all day. 

I’d love to know how to attract better people to the job. As much as I don’t like cops, I don’t think we can live completely without them, either, ‘cause I’ve met people. Everything I’ve read says the Mafia started as “community justice” under a weak government, then they realized there was money in shaking people…

I can’t recall the last time I bought soda, beer, or cider that didn’t come in a cardboard six pack carrier or case.

We don't make prison rape jokes anymore, grandpa. 

People paint over them, either because “it’s no fun playing with them if they don’t look real”, or to use in crimes, thinking that if it isn’t a real gun, the penalty won’t be as severe if they’re caught.

Fairly certain that this is the model mentioned,

Yeah, so why invite trouble? Don’t play with realistic toys in public, and if you’re told to drop it, drop it. Sure it sucks, but would you rather be right and dead?

Competition level airguns can be as powerful as a .22 cartridge.