They can put out an eye. Maybe the most powerful ones can break skin at close range.

I’m thinking someone disguises a real gun as an Airsoft, starts yelling "It's a toy!", then starts shooting. 

Airsoft guns are made to be indistinguishable from the real thing. You cannot tell the difference unless you're close enough to read the side. 

Conversely, I've been waiting for people to start dipping the ends of the barrels of firearms in orange paint. 

Whenever possible, put the screws back into the holes they came out of after the joined part is removed.

The key word above being “replica”. I’ve got a bit of experience with firearms, and I wouldn’t want to have to tell which of these is the real handgun and which is the pellet gun,

Yup. 

This is a heavier lift than impeachment, because besides the majority of the Cabinet agreeing to it, it requires more members of the House to make it permanent. 

But Jimmy Dore never has to say "President Hillary Clinton", and that's what's important. 

Close, but no cigar, Sinclair Lewis.

The Hells Angels, along with a couple of other “clubs”, were founded in or near San Bernardino.

I grew up in Riverside. Worked weekends in the San Bernardino County E.R. in the mid ‘80s. The place was kind’f a dump as far back as I can remember. 

While they’re equally bad, I also think domestic shootings need to be separated out from massacres in public places. 

Has there been any other POTUS who kept the flags of the branches of the military in the Oval Office all the freakin’ time.

Now look for the vodka pun. 

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Through the end of the ‘90s, Portland, Oregon, required cops to have four year degrees. When I left in ‘00 they were talking about lowering it to a two year degree because they couldn't meet recruiting requirements.