Deadline plus writer's block. 

“...a scented candle in the bathroom...”

Last I noticed, maybe two years ago, I could buy those at three shops within a five to ten minute walk. 

“People who is kids told...”?

Well I, for one, am shocked. 

“...the reboot addition...”

Plus, it's gotten so expensive that the farmers growing quinoa can't afford to eat their own crop, and are buying less nutritious food. 

Oh, there are other veg burger recipes out there. Walnut based and mushroom based are common. 

I Google “black bean burger”. It’s possible I’ve never used the same recipe twice.

Usually I make my own black bean patties, 'cause I'm broke. Sometimes I'll buy whatever is on special if the price is really low. 

They’re not wandering through old growth forests looking for coconut trees. They’re cutting those down, displacing natives and endangered species, to put in row upon row of monoculture plantations. All because coconut oil, coconut water, etc., are fads in the West. 

The fad for coconut anything is causing deforestation in Southeast Asia. 

When people are looking for easy breakfasts in vegetarian fora, my suggestion is always veggie burgers. 

Work your contacts. Someone must be able to get ahold of their pre-nup. Why is she sticking around? Does he have a get out of cheating clause? 

Words cannot describe the happy this gave me. 

I read the headline and was expecting they were already saying they're deadlocked. 

Someone had a deadline and no ideas. 

Drop the door after the second person. One of the adults will figure out how to deal with it. 

I love the people who stand outside a glass door that swings out, and wait for you to push the door open and hold it for them. I finally started opening the door just far enough to slide through sideways and let it close after me. When they make a snide comment, I respond with, “I’m sorry, I didn’t see you standing…