Oh, take hike.

Meh. I grew up eating soft boiled ova and toast fingers out of shot glasses with napkins inside. Think I'll stick to that. 

I'll hold my breath. 

Who? 

So, what's the hashtag for boycotting her bizness? 

It would be a real moral dilemma, being on the waitstaff of a restaurant that let’s her dine there, and she’s choking.

It's getting to be time for everyone to start demanding their Constitutional right to a speedy trial. Collapse the system. 

“I went into one of those new coffee bean shops, and asked the guy what time they close. {imitates jitters} ‘Close? Close?! We never close! Can’t get to sleep at night. Heh heh heh heh heh heh.’” ~ some stand-up comic in the ‘80s

I would've asked to see his ID. 

Five?! You're going to die! 

I maintain that almost no one really likes coffee. If they did, it wouldn’t require two to ten additives to make it palatable.

I love burritos.

I was amazed to find out there’s a Greyhound Bus station at Hartsfield–Jackson Atlanta International. 

Well, restaurants and laundries. 

Chinese restaurants also got a hand up from WWII, which tanked the appeal of Japanese restaurants for a generation.

I was working at a toy store when Trivial Pursuit was the hot thing. People would try anything to get it. A woman called up, saying she was Gerald Ford’s personal assistant, and he wanted a set for Saturday night. I told her if she came in with a Secret Service officer, I’d bump her past the waiting list, and give her…

Wonder if anyone’s explained the Son of Sam law to her. 

For anyone still unclear on the difference:

Anyone else getting tired of articles scraped from Reddit?