Step 1: Have absolutely any spare money to waste on something that might buy you an hour in a hospital bed. Eventually. Some day. Maybe.

I try to keep it down to a hundred. If I splurge, it creeps up to one twenty.

I’ve seen a couple of different sources state that the Diaper Don had almost nothing to do with his first three children until they were out of school.

Ah, damn it. Why’d you have to use any conjugation of “blow” in any way connected to him?

Again, like I said.

I believe “asshole” was in my list.

End sex worker stigma.

T̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶c̶i̶t̶y̶. Gulag.

What I want to know is if baking soda absorbs odors, why the hell doesn’t it come in an air tight container?!

Odd, when I was in school, boys signed up for home ec because: ⑴ girls ⑵ free or second lunch on cooking days.

Speak with Dennis Kucinich about his proposed Cabinet level Department of Peace.

Seems like that would just make it easier for the same wrong people to apply. Forcing the right people into jobs they don’t want to do is also a recipe for disaster.

At one time, Portland, Oregon, required a four year degree to be a cop. About the time I left, there was talk of reducing it to a two year degree, because they couldn’t get enough applicants.

So...you leave the water running while you sponge?

I pulled mine out of the free stuff bin in front of the thrift store down the block. 😋

No! Really?

The problem with police departments isn’t police departments. It’s the type of person who wants that job. I’ll nominate you for the Nobel Peace Prize if you can figure out how to attract better candidates.

A guy I went to school with applied to the Border Patrol. During the background check, his thirteen year old neighbor said the only reason he wanted the job was he figured it would be his best chance to shoot someone not white. He laughed when he told the story. And he got the job. 

Publishers weren’t buying any more manuscripts from people who lasted less than four months.