I love pissed off vegans.

When you’re uncramming for the test, skip the toilet paper. You’ll rub yourself raw.

But Jimmy Dore never has to say “President Hillary Clinton”, and that’s what’s important.

Baby Donny would probably fire everyone one year before they’re eligible for retirement if he could.

I, for one, am looking forward to the Trump Recession.

This G̸-̸7̸ G-6 Photo of Trump from Angela Merkel Says Everything You Need to Know

And a few people over the years have requested that number.

There’s one in everyone’s area code. It’s the non-emergency number for the police department.

I’ve been telling friends about Call and Oates for close to a decade. It gives me a happy that someone keeps it up.

Cartoon in MAD back in the ‘70s, woman to the clerk in the market, “Can I use this basket to take my groceries home? I’ll bring it right back.” And when she gets home, there are already six of them in her kitchen.

Deadlines and imagination block are a boring combination.

I was using them in California by at least ‘92.

Be my guest.

Twenty year vegetarian here. One of the few things I miss is Kentucky Fried Dead Things (was calling it that years before I quit eating meat), and I’d love to try this.

Liquid smoke and veg* “pork” flavoring from the Asian supermarket are my trick for homemade faux bacon and sausage.

I’ve got a recipe ‘round here somewhere for veg* caviar. Need to make it again soon.

Back during the campaign, someone played tape from several years earlier of Trumple Thinskin saying that during high school he was “the best baseball player in all of New York state, and a pretty good wrestler, too.”

Kids lie. Remember a few weeks ago when three women were sentenced to life for stomping a homeless man to death after a kid lied about being attacked by him, and the cameras proved it hadn’t happened?

Curses, foiled again.