Use the minimum amount of water necessary to boil the noodles, and put the flavor packet in straight away.r

I had a roommate who would scream about the dishwasher being broken every week. Because he would make spaghetti sauce once a week, and would reliably put the pot over the snorkel, so nothing but the inside of the pot would be washed.

Duh.

Every time I hear someone scoff at Parkour, I tell them they don’t know what they’re talking about.

“She was a d̶o̶g̶ ̶w̶h̶i̶s̶t̶l̶e̶ screeching banshee to a certain base...”

Put a large fan at the foot of the bed, blowing just slightly down. Besides cooling you, it’ll keep mosquitoes at bay.

As I understand it, the Taliban offered to hand over bin Laden if Dubya could offer any proof that he was behind the attacks other’n his saying he was, which could’ve been to boost his reputation.

Dubya lied to start a war. It was written up in the ‘90s by the Project for a New American Century that it was a goal of theirs.

The republicans are still furious about Nixon, and know they barely dodged impeachments of Reagan and Bush II.

Ken Starr spent $70,000,000 (in 1990's dollars) and found a lie about an extramarital affair.

I picked up a jar of minced garlic in the market, read the label (garlic, water, citric acid), set it down, bought a bag of garlic, went home, diced it all, and put it in a clean jar with water and lemon juice. Keeps just fine for the two to three months it takes me to use that much.

My feminine side is a Tomboy.

You got a foolproof test they can use?

And he’ll be receiving the insurance, gift tax, re-registration, etc., bills in five, four, three...

Odd, that, given he’s the least curious person since Dubya.

Don’t even get me started on “’Happy’ Memorial Day”.

Draft Dodger Donny shouldn’t be allowed to speak on the subject.

“Celebrates Memorial Day weekend”