Right?! People forget that Chrysler at the time was pretty damn innovative and was doing well as a company. MB came in and fucked them up good. Imagine if they kept things going with the Cab Forward designs?

Don’t kink-shame.

It runs and drives and has a clean title, for $700? I think I’ve got that much in a drawer somewhere around here marked for emergencies... that’s stupid cheap.

Winter Beater! As for the oil consumption...all you need is rebuild in a can!

That’s almost scrap metal price.  And it runs.  This is one of those cases where I’d take chances with.  Does require a certain tenacity though.  Not NP but not ND either.

I’m struggling to think who would find this car a good purchase: if you’re in a place where $700 is a reasonable price for a major purchase, you should probably not spend that $$ on this car, because you’re going to need to replace it soon (unless you already have the skills, equipment and money to replace the engine).…

It isn’t much car, then again it’s nearly no money. A driving, turning and stopping car for under a grand? This isn’t even what-the-hell money.

Sure it is a POS, but at $700 what do you expect?

I think I’d much rather go the Ronald Finger route and completely restore a Fiero.  At least I like Fieros.

This is a $500 car. I noticed the desiccant on the interior, which likely means in the course of putting out the fire, water was involved. Along with your fire damage, you also get water damage. Fire, water, burn — this is a Bloodhound Gang song that you purchase.

I hope nic is drunk.

wait...what?

How fast can I run away from a car for sale? Let’s find out. Clouded headlight covers means it’s been stored outside for almost it’s whole life. Replacing the plastic bits on the engine is one thing. Replacing the whole engine is another animal altogether. Has anyone even considered why the engine caught fire in the…

Qulity is Job #1

I say any car that is running and passes inspection is probably worth $1000. I doubt this meets that criteria.

Growing up, my neighbor had one. ND for free. Part of it was the car that was the most generic of the 80s Generic Ford campaign and proof that Ford was still behind when it came to “Qulity is Job #1" (actual spelling from the front page of the owners manual. Another was the type of owner this thing attracted. My…

That interior looks like something from a 1990's Pontiac.

He’s overcompensating for something with those rims. 

He just means that she feels empty inside.

ND But let’s all pity the guy because